As the first day of the year rolls around, a majority of people set out New Year’s resolutions, whether it be to lose weight, exercise more, or pick up a new hobby. Statistics say that only 8% of people actually keep to their New Year’s resolutions throughout the year, and several of our friends are determined to be in that 8 percent.

Comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham’s puppets Bubba J, José Jalapeño, Walter, Peanut, Sweet Daddy Dee, and Achmed all make very interesting and very specific New Year’s resolutions every year, and this year was no different. They sat down in front of the camera to reveal their resolutions for 2018, and it will have y’all laughing all day.

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